I'M AT A MEXICAN TEXACO...
Okay I thought that this would be the perfect opportunity to show off my limerick skills...here we go..i've gotta go get my notebook
Man Named Sue
There was an old man named Sue
He stepped in a big pile of poo
He screamed and he shouted
and everyone crowded,
And shipped him to Tim-Buck-Too
One day we went to Mexico
To see a Mexican Texaco
We did the hat dance
'Til Bob split his pants
And Jill came tumbling after (*Okay I couldn't think of an ending there*)
(*Not a limerick,just a cheap poem*) Elton John is gay
Elton John is really gay
Really, REALLY, gay
Elton John is gay
Michael of Yore
Let me tell you of Michael of Yore
Who was known in his town as a whore
When he told all his maids,
"Suprise you have AIDS!!"
They knocked him flat on the floor
He's in more trouble every year
Young boys seem to bring him great cheer
He once loved a monkey
His face sure is funky
And I think that he just dropped his ear
My Midnight Scare
I awoke to a bit of a scare
A monster with long dark hair
I thought it came from below
Since the voice was so low
Until I realized that it was Cher
Ashlee is a Poser!!
For the word "poser" she's a dead ringer
Her rep as a phony will linger
They paid her big bucks
But she had acid reflux
And we all found out she's a lip singer
I Miss Jimmy!!
Weekend Update will never be the same
Their new attempt at a duo is a bit lame
There's no funny name calling
Like "Flounder Tits" or "Big Ballin"
Or messy hair that cannot be tamed :(
Who's That in My Yard?
While watching the SuperBowl
I heard a big thunder and roll
There was a car in my fence
But I wasn't suprised since'
I learned it was just Billy Joel
That's it for now biotches (jk-lol) LATES!!!
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